![]() That’s led to some *very* amusing interactions with people who are *convinced* that I’m drunk, including one cop who saw me stagger from the bar and into my car with my friends piling into various passenger seats. Like, I never got the appeal in the first place, as I’ve never had an issue loosening up, relaxing, and having fun in basically exactly the same way most people seem to use alcohol to accomplish.Īmusingly, between my being able to lower my inhibitions at will, my very poor sense of balance that only gets worse as I get physically exhausted which results in getting very “stumbly”, and the fact that I pick up accents *very* quickly (and apparently drunken slurs are considered accents to my brain), despite never having had a drop of alcohol in my life, when I hang out with people while they’re drinking, I appear to get inebriated along with them as the night goes on, as I relax my filters to match them, I get worn out and start wobbling, and I pick up their slurring voices and drunken speech patterns, but I retain my full faculties and can still be the “sober friend” when one is needed and drive just fine as the designated driver. I’ve never consumed alcohol, and intend to keep it that way for basically this reason. As someone with anger issues and has spent my whole life getting them as under control as possible, I love that phrasing as well. ![]()
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